My oldest brother has.... a really interesting sense of humor, and I just got this "chain letter" from him.

Putting behind a cut for those that don't wanna see.



Money...........
 
 It can buy a House...............But not a Home
 
 It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
 
 It can buy a Clock................But not Time
 
 It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
 
 It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
 
 It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
 
 It can buy you Blood............But not Life

 It can buy you Sex..............But not Love
 
So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because...........
I am your Friend, and as your Friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering..............
 
So send me all your money..........
And I will suffer for you!  CASH ONLY PLEASE!


Thought this was gonna be one of those "inspirational" ones, didn't you?

---

This one was kind of... sacchriny sweet and nauseating, but.. it's not very often that I get a note from big brother to tell me that he cares in his own twisted way. For the non Christian out there, substitute God for your diety of choice. ;)

I wish for you...
Comfort on difficult days,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart
Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Faith so that you can believe,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
And love to complete your life.
God Bless you!
I asked the Lord to bless you
To guide you and protect you
As you go along your way....
His love is always with you
His promises are true
No matter what the tribulation
You know He will  see us through
So when the road you're traveling on
Seems difficult at best
Give your problems to the Lord
And God will do the rest.