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I just took my measurements because I've got to order some new jeans (I have a hole big enough to drive through where the rear pocket has torn away), and.... Sweet Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick!! I knew I hard a large bust. I mean, I look at the girls on a daily basis, they're really hard to miss. But... CHRIST! I didn't know they were THAT big! Evidently I've been buying undies that were several sizes too small. I guess deep down I knew that a bra wasn't supposed to cut off your circulation, but.. vanity said I wasn't larger than size.... well... nevermind what size.

Well. I can't deny it any longer. Ouchy.

I'd be utterly depressed about it if Roho hadn't spent a good bit of time this weekend admiring them.


Edit: I'd like to clarify that the breasts in the icon are, in fact, not mine. I wish they were. Mine are also not large enough to need their own set of blue jeans. Thank God for small favors.


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May. 31st, 2004 02:55 pm (UTC)
So what you're saying...
... is your weekend wasn't a complete bust. :)
May. 31st, 2004 02:58 pm (UTC)
Re: So what you're saying...
I'm going to hurt you for that one, Neo.

Don't forget, I know where you live. :>
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May. 31st, 2004 04:07 pm (UTC)
I was wondering that too, although now I'm wondering if there should be a 'Battle of the Boobs'. It beats anything you'll find on CBS this year....
May. 31st, 2004 05:08 pm (UTC)
Well, I figured if I'm going to buy jeans, I might as well grab some new bras, and it always helps to know one's measurements and have them written down!

Or so I thought. ;)

And GAH! Alton! BAD! ;)
May. 31st, 2004 04:41 pm (UTC)
Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick?

I have to ask-- does this mean you're familar with the works of The Dead Milkmen? If so, you rock.

Anyway, while I'm not the world's foremost expert on breasts, I certainly think yours are nothing to complain about. It would be a shame to cover them by wearing blue jeans that go up quite that high. :)
May. 31st, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
So, uh...rumor round town is you might be going down to the shore!
May. 31st, 2004 05:11 pm (UTC)
My roommate in high school LOVED The Dead Milkmen, as well as other odd and eclectic bands.

Sadly, my taste was not quite so diverse. ;) I know OF them, but I wouldn't recognize their music. :)
May. 31st, 2004 04:58 pm (UTC)
I hope this is okay time to mention that you recently popped into one of my dreams. It was some con or party situatuation, and I was mingling about. You were there with Roho, naturally. ;) It wasn't until after I woke up that I realized that in my dreams you looked like you could have worn a size 16, which is smaller than me, as well, but it was definitely "you". I guess the point of it was that when you come to mind, your body size is not your defining characteristic.

Yup, it's nice having some appreciation for lugging heavy boobs around. Makes it worth it. *grins*
May. 31st, 2004 05:13 pm (UTC)
Hey I'm always happy to make appearances in the dreams of beautiful women. ;) It's just icing that I looked svelte and slender!

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May. 31st, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC)
Victoria sadly does not, last time I checked, carry lingerie for ladies with my figure. ;)
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May. 31st, 2004 08:00 pm (UTC)
I agree! :)
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May. 31st, 2004 08:07 pm (UTC)
I have friends with the same wish. I wish I could give them some of mine. ;)
May. 31st, 2004 10:18 pm (UTC)
This is the breast thread I've read all day!
Jun. 1st, 2004 06:55 am (UTC)
HAHA! You joker!
Jun. 1st, 2004 07:28 am (UTC)
Now you're gonna need to explain that the next time you see Cap ;)
Jun. 1st, 2004 04:34 am (UTC)
Don't feel bad about large breasts dear, they certainly do have their advantages at times.
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