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I knew when I heard GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! screamed up from the basement last night (I was upstairs in my office), that it would be an interesting evening.

Note to cat: Daddy has a long fuse. Now you've seen him explode. I don't think you want to repeat that experience.


Also, I believe we need to install some sort of walkie-talkie or intercom system down to the basement. Because I couldn't hear Bren until he screamed so loud his voice was cracking.

The cat is still with the living (for now), although there was some talk of locking him in one of the escapements for the night, or possibly tying him down on the driveway so we could run over him a few times. :P

EDITED: And for some odd reason, Semagic bjorked up the html. Fixed.

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altonwings
Nov. 12th, 2004 07:01 am (UTC)
Do I even want to *know* what the cat did to the fermenting beer?
enveri
Nov. 12th, 2004 07:06 am (UTC)
He waited til Bren finished filling all the sterilized bottles (but before they were capped), then did the light fantastic over the tops of the bottles.

Given that he likes to troop around in dirty kitty litter, we didn't want to serve the beer to any of our friends for fear of contamination (although I can think of a few enemies we could have given it to)... so.. 5 gallons of dunkelweiss down the drain. :/
feren
Nov. 12th, 2004 07:51 am (UTC)
Your escapements could have the same cat-containing capabilities as my storm/security shutters.

I think we need to go into business and promote this as a cat discipline package.
enveri
Nov. 12th, 2004 08:03 am (UTC)
Once we get covers for them and get them cleaned out, I'm all for that being his crying room. :P
feren
Nov. 12th, 2004 08:09 am (UTC)
OH SAD MARCUSCAT
yotogi
Nov. 13th, 2004 04:16 pm (UTC)
I suppose it beats accidentally giving us all toxoplasmosis.
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